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Dick Cheney directly and knowingly caused the death and torture of literally millions of people and in a world with even a modicum of justice he would have died blindfolded against a wall in a hail of bullets, standing next to Donald Rumsfeld
if you want to understand how sick american society is, today we’re publishing soft exculpatory “tough but fair” obituaries for basically Skeletor
the amongus crewmate really was a gift to humanity. the world had enough crudely drawn dicks on bathroom stall doors we needed another shape to instantly strike annoyance and discomfort in the viewer
Going to the dentist is such an embarrassing experience. Sorry that my tongue is in the way. I’m sorry. I’m sorry for having a tongue
Worst thing ever in the whole world is when a thunderstorm is forecasted and then it doesn’t storm. literally so rude I was excited for this all day.
I’m probably someone’s “not this guy again” on Tumblr
I think it’s beautiful that across time and space whatever piece of media can have someone complaining that they wasted time on it because they didn’t realize it was exactly what it said on the tin and wouldn’t have ever bothered with it if they knew.
Evergreen starter to a review of, and I cannot stress the title of this enough, Please Bang My Wife
i’ve always been dogshit at pottery on a wheel because i have weak noodle arms and can’t hold my hands firmly in place to center the clay but i finally realized the root issue was that my legs are SHORT since i have the limb/torso proportions of a dachshund and i couldn’t brace my elbows on my legs, so i put bricks under my feet and now i can sort of do it!! i’ve tried to learn twice in the past from TALL people but had a revelation when i watched a medium size guy throwing.
The moral of the story is: don’t give up, maybe you just need bricks
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